:: The Super Smash Brothers ::

:: Tuesday, March 02, 2004 ::

:: the wease 4:21 PM [+] ::

We'd be the Monkees, because the only way we would ever form a band is if some executive threw a bunch of (or any) money at us. I guess that describes N sync, too.
Me - Michael Nesmith - he was the tall guy with the hat. ("That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat!") No, I'm not tall nor do I have a hat. But he was the one who got frustrated with the label and the campy, formulaic songs that the Monkees had to perform. I figure I would get frustrated not having control of a band I was in, as well.
Heath - Davy Jones - Yes, because he was the one that all the girls wanted. He was also the most "pop," and what is Heath if he isn't a tool of the record producers?
Chewy - Mickey Dolenz - He sang all the popular songs. And of course David "The Voice" Burkholder would be singing any of our popular songs.
Ryan - Peter Tork - Ok, so I looked this fact up. Pete was a folk musician, and if Ryan had musical talent it would be very laid back and folksy, at least most of the time. I can see him wailing, too, but it didn't fit my analogy so I chose to ignore it. I'm not going to change my band now.

Heath, it's all you. Come up w/ a better list than mine.
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