:: The Super Smash Brothers ::

:: Tuesday, March 02, 2004 ::

:: Heath 9:58 PM [+] ::

Our band...That Thing You Do style...

CD: Supersmash My Heart to Pieces
Band: The Oneders

On lead vocals: Chewy, aka "Jimmy"....the "talent" of the group. Writer of that hit song "Alone in My Principles". His talent is only preceded by his ability to get frustrated with those around him who don't share the same dedication to perfection. Not even Liv Tyler (yeah right) throwing herself at him would stop Chewy from writing his music. It was only when he was forced to record "That Thing You Do" in Spanish that Chewy came up with his next, and last, hit song "I Quit".
On bass: Weasel, known throughout the movie only by "The Bass Player". He looks innocent and does his job. Leave it to Weas to be the one to stab the rest of his bandmates in the back....and join the armed forces. During the movie, he tells the soldiers he can do 200 push-ups in a row...and we all know the only one of us with freakish strength, at least enough to do that, would be Weas.
On drums: Guy Patterson, known to his close friends as Ryan and known to the rest of the world as "Shades". He's the nice guy that you think will finish last but pulls a rabbit out of the hat in the end, hooking up with Liv Tyler. We all should realize this is the way it's gonna probably be. Ryan will have the hottest wife out of all of us, after probably stealing her away from Chewy, like in the movie. This unfortunately leaves Chewy to write one last song, "Shotgun to the Mouth".
On lead guitar: Heath, known as Lenny in the movie. He's the constant joker, never taking a thing seriously. We all love him for lines such as, "A guy in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio. Give me a pen...I'm signing, you're signing, we're all signing." In the end, he hooks up with a hot blonde secretary who used to be a Playboy Bunny, and they get married in Vegas. The sarcastic one of the group, he busted Jimmy's chops the most...easily.

Look for The Oneder's album sometime this summer!!!

Alright...next list.

I got this idea from the Dave Chapelle show. Give me a list of at least 3 movies you know pretty well...but that don't have realistic outcomes. For each of them, give a more "realistic" outcome.
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